3/3/22 Half a Brain Cell

 Half a Brain Cell

Hello and welcome as I describe to you the last half brain cell I am attempting to hold on to. It’s chugging right now; like really chugging. I just fell off my couch a couple minutes ago, and now here I am trying to write. 

When my brain is dead like this, I start watching the same show that I have watched a million times and start mimicking everything that stands out to me. Let me tell you how my cat was not pleased with me screaming as a raven cawed in the show. Her eyes were so wide and I think she was a little scared. I hope she knows I’m not always like this, just some days my brain shuts off and I act pretty stupid. 

I have never been drunk before but I feel like this is pretty close to what it feels like. Literally everything is ten times funnier than normal. I have lost my ability to hold a good conversation. After the first sentence or two my brain goes blank and I just start rapidly nodding up and down, as my brain tries to signify it is no longer there.

I am going to put the shell to rest so the brain can recharge and be better in the morning. I’m going to need it for work. Sleep is very important everyone. Make sure you get it so you don’t become like I am now. Thank you all for coming, goodnight.


The End

3/3/22

(Author's Note: I promise there won’t be a lot of “stories” like this one. But my half brain cell just isn’t able to be really creative today. Tomorrow I will bring you something closer to an actual story.)

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