4/30/22 Procrastination

 Procrastination

        “You have three weeks to finish this project,” the computerized voice says. 

‘Oh perfect, plenty of time!” You think to yourself.

You do nothing.

“You have one week left to finish this project,” the computerized voice says.

‘Dang I really just wasted two weeks, I should really get started on that project,’ You think to yourself.

You do not start the project.

“You have two days left to finish this project,” the computerized voice says.

‘Oh man, I better start that now just so I have a little wiggle room, to make sure I get it done on time,’ You think to yourself.

You continue to not start the project.

“You have twelve hours left to finish this project,” the computerized voice says.

‘Ok, ok, let's get this thing started!’ You think to yourself.

You sit down, about to start the project but proceed to get distracted by something else.

“You have one hour left to finish this project,” the computerized voice says.

‘Oh no,” You think to yourself.

You quickly begin the project and manage to pull it together at the last minute.

“Thank you for finishing this project,” the computerized voice says.


The End

4/30/22

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